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Mar. 9th, 2008 07:11 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
We have an ant problem.
So I grabbed my bag of pretzels that I left open all night, unthinkingly, and LO AND BEHOLD I did not even realise what the chemical smell was until I had a MOUTHFUL OF ANTS.
GROSS. AUGH. GROSSSKLSDLJFAOIJFNASG.
I have also come to the conclusion that between the hours of 12 and 6AM I cannot be anything but totally and utterly, twistedly insane. Seriously. I'm crackers. A nutjob. An anteater. EW. ... Maybe I'm just crazy all the time, and my censor just shuts down during those hours.
ANYWAY. This made it all better:

ARRRR I LOVE THE SMELL OF ANTS AND FAGGOTRY IN THA MORNIN'. PLUNDER AWAY, YE BLOODY COCKATOO.
So I grabbed my bag of pretzels that I left open all night, unthinkingly, and LO AND BEHOLD I did not even realise what the chemical smell was until I had a MOUTHFUL OF ANTS.
GROSS. AUGH. GROSSSKLSDLJFAOIJFNASG.
I have also come to the conclusion that between the hours of 12 and 6AM I cannot be anything but totally and utterly, twistedly insane. Seriously. I'm crackers. A nutjob. An anteater. EW. ... Maybe I'm just crazy all the time, and my censor just shuts down during those hours.
ANYWAY. This made it all better:

ARRRR I LOVE THE SMELL OF ANTS AND FAGGOTRY IN THA MORNIN'. PLUNDER AWAY, YE BLOODY COCKATOO.
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Date: 2008-03-09 02:24 pm (UTC)Ha.
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Date: 2008-03-09 02:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-03-09 02:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-03-09 02:29 pm (UTC)I think you come for the faggotry. No pun intended.
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Date: 2008-03-09 02:32 pm (UTC)Why would I do that? I get more then enough from Noisy, you know.
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Date: 2008-03-09 02:34 pm (UTC)YOU SHOULD LEAVE HIM ALONE, YOU ARE SO MEAN.
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Date: 2008-03-09 02:36 pm (UTC)I'm mean out of love! Besides, I'm not always mean.
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Date: 2008-03-10 12:24 am (UTC)TELL ME ONE TIME YOU HAVEN'T BEEN.
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Date: 2008-03-10 01:01 am (UTC)When I've asked him what was up with Joe cause I was concerned! Still am >:(
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Date: 2008-03-10 04:50 am (UTC)Probably too busy TRYING TO FEND OFF THE ATTACKS ON HIS MANHOOD.
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Date: 2008-03-09 05:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-03-09 07:33 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-03-10 04:46 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-03-10 02:21 am (UTC)srsly
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Date: 2008-03-10 04:47 am (UTC)Srsly.
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Date: 2008-03-10 04:49 am (UTC)And yes. IT'S GROSS. SQUIRMING PRETZELS AUGH.