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Mar. 13th, 2008 04:14 am... What?
No, seriously.
WHAT?!
When I heard this on the headlines of the local news (lawl no, I'm not in Kansas but all they had to report on was that and the Idol rip-off controversy apparently), all I heard was "woman stuck on toilet for two years" and thought... wtf, how is that possible. And I didn't want to know how she survived. Now I see she is just crackers and didn't have to live on toilet water and unfortunate squirrels.
My favourite part: The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that "there was something wrong with his girlfriend," Whipple said, adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call.
Brilliant.
No, seriously.
WHAT?!
When I heard this on the headlines of the local news (lawl no, I'm not in Kansas but all they had to report on was that and the Idol rip-off controversy apparently), all I heard was "woman stuck on toilet for two years" and thought... wtf, how is that possible. And I didn't want to know how she survived. Now I see she is just crackers and didn't have to live on toilet water and unfortunate squirrels.
My favourite part: The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that "there was something wrong with his girlfriend," Whipple said, adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call.
Brilliant.
