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SORRY, MUTUAL FRIENDS. IT MUST BE POSTED.


(HYDE) ran his (TITILLATING) (NAPE OF THE NECK) along the curve of (DYNAMITE TOMMY)'s spine.

"Oh, (HYDE)!" the (SUPER HOT PRODUCER DUDE WHO RUNS THE WORLD I MEAN FREE-WILL) moaned (BEAUTIFULLY), desperate for more. "You have no idea how long I've wanted this! Oh, (BITCHY MCHOTPANTS), oh, fuck--"

"Okay," said the (ABORIGINE), caressing the opening of (DYNAMITE TOMMY)'s (NEPENTHES).

"(MY LOVE, YOU ARE MY WORLD, MY EVERYTHING, I WOULD GIVE UP MY ENTIRE DICTATORSHIP IN THE MUSIC WORLD FOR JUST ONE KISS FROM YOUR CUPID'S BOW. I WOULD DROP DIR EN GREY IN ONE BEAT OF MY ACHING HEART IF IT MEANT I WOULD BE IN YOUR ARMS FOREVER.), (HYDE)!" moaned (DYNAMITE TOMMY), shedding a single tear of passion. "Ever since I met you!"

"(I NEVER BELIEVED IN LOVE UNTIL YOU CAME AROUND, TOMMY-CHAN. LET'S FROLIC IN THE STRAWBERRY FIELDS TOGETHER, NEEEEEEE?)," whispered (HYDE).


Hot. I must try running the nape of my neck along someone's spine. DOES IT IMPLY THAT HE ALSO CARESSED DT'S NEPENTHES WITH IT? Wtffff.

ETA: ( Now with added aborigine!hyde! )